Ok, it's February and my car needs to get inspected. Last year when this happened, I made a rap about it and now I will share it with you. Note: the numbers/ border is/are red.
Got my car inspected
No more gettin 'rested
2 1 3 represent
Now I'm in the red print
Feelin like a balla
When the inspector say holla
Lights are off
Nothing's broken
Take this sticker as a token
Knowing that I'm blessed
Cuz I passed the test
I'm pimpin sexy bitch
The end.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Dreams
I am currently attempting to write a book. It's only 10 pages in and now I have to completely revamp a huge chunk of it so let's see how long this project can hold my attention...
Anyway, in regards to my book, I was thinking of adding a part where the character is dreaming. Only problem is, dreams in books and movies are stupid and unrealistic. Everything has to relate to what's going on with the character and be like some sort of foreshadowing thingy. This is stupid. No one has dreams that actually foretell their future or reflect on their past.
My most recent dream? I was hanging out with Taylor Swift in a football field and then she left in a limo to go on a date and then I went to hang out with my friend at work which turned into a library and she shushed me because she didn't want someone to find her and then we ran like mad towards an elevator. The elevator proceeded to be filled by a large number of strangers and we all exceeded the weight limit and almost died but didn't and we ended up in a strange land of mud and grass where people were dancing around with flowers. I lost my friend at that point and ended up at a museum where some whales and other sea life were hanging out in an aquarium and some famous boy band was about to swim with them so my family and I decided to join them. When they saw my brother and I, they told us we were famous singers and they wanted to hear us sing but before we could, we turned into superheros and flew into space where we saved a spaceship from exploding.
So when I want my character to have a dream, it should be something legit where she turns into a dragon and eats a bunch of sheep and then floats into a land of bubbles where she hangs out with Michael Jordan and they eat toast and their hands turn into rubber.
That is all.
Anyway, in regards to my book, I was thinking of adding a part where the character is dreaming. Only problem is, dreams in books and movies are stupid and unrealistic. Everything has to relate to what's going on with the character and be like some sort of foreshadowing thingy. This is stupid. No one has dreams that actually foretell their future or reflect on their past.
My most recent dream? I was hanging out with Taylor Swift in a football field and then she left in a limo to go on a date and then I went to hang out with my friend at work which turned into a library and she shushed me because she didn't want someone to find her and then we ran like mad towards an elevator. The elevator proceeded to be filled by a large number of strangers and we all exceeded the weight limit and almost died but didn't and we ended up in a strange land of mud and grass where people were dancing around with flowers. I lost my friend at that point and ended up at a museum where some whales and other sea life were hanging out in an aquarium and some famous boy band was about to swim with them so my family and I decided to join them. When they saw my brother and I, they told us we were famous singers and they wanted to hear us sing but before we could, we turned into superheros and flew into space where we saved a spaceship from exploding.
So when I want my character to have a dream, it should be something legit where she turns into a dragon and eats a bunch of sheep and then floats into a land of bubbles where she hangs out with Michael Jordan and they eat toast and their hands turn into rubber.
That is all.
Friday, February 15, 2013
Orange
I have befriended an orange. At first it was just so I could use him to hone my single object juggling skills but it has become so much more than that. I've only known him for 30 minutes but it's been the best 30 minutes of my day so far. We don't talk about the orange that came before him... I was hungry and I thought it was a clementine. I didn't know...
Orange is so patient and he listens to every thing I say without interruption. He's settled in front of my keyboard between my arms as I type this.. this... notification? Announcement? I don't know what this is but I felt it needed to be said. We have done so much. I've rolled him around on my desk. I've thrown him up in the air and caught him. He even smells nice. I feel so protective of him. He will always be safe with me.
Thank you Orange. Thank you.
Orange is so patient and he listens to every thing I say without interruption. He's settled in front of my keyboard between my arms as I type this.. this... notification? Announcement? I don't know what this is but I felt it needed to be said. We have done so much. I've rolled him around on my desk. I've thrown him up in the air and caught him. He even smells nice. I feel so protective of him. He will always be safe with me.
Thank you Orange. Thank you.
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