Poem 14

Panda is soft and fluffy
She likes to lick her tummy
And she finds chicken yummy
She's short and fat and funny
She's bigger than a bunny

She licks my comforter every night
And has major issues with heights
With Tyrion she'll never fight
But batteries, hair bands and paper clips she'll bite
And sit on them 'til they are out of sight

Her fur is short and black
A left ear tip she does lack
She'll sneeze, and snort and hack
Petting results with a contented arched back
But pet her tummy and you may get a whack

And over all no matter what you say
Panda will always be awesome even today

Poem 13

There once was a turtle
His name was Fred
Whose life goal was to jump over a bed
Unfortunately his obsession led
To daydreaming, scheming and losing his head
But then one day he met an eagle
Who flew him to the home of Bob the paralegal
And with help from his new found friendship
Fred lept over the bed with a yip and skip

Poem 12

Today I did nothing but sit on my butt
You'd think my imagination was in a rut
It pretty much was
But then a rainbow appeared
And then boomerangs, seesaws and a beard
It was pretty weird
I drew and I wrote and I knit a fine hat
Creativity bounded around like a cat
So some days it helps to relax and rewind
Because sitting on my behind
And watching tv
Can eventually
Make magic happen

Poem 11

Today I sit and think
Thoughts rush through me in a blink
Maybe they'll find the missing link
Between a banana and a sink

I like to wonder and ponder
Imagination overpower humiliation
Growing dreams flowing
To make awesome blossom

Poem 10

Happy Wednsaday everyone

Maybe we should have some fun

Like perhaps in the sun

Or maybe partake in a bun

How about a crumb

But that is dumb

Let’s pretend we won

A truck load of gum

Or maybe just hang out with our mum

Poem 9

There once was a flower in bloom

Only over grass did it loom

And then a ladybug came in sight

And gave the flower a fright

I’m sorry said the ladybug

Would you like a hug?

Unsure what this bug has plotted

The flower thought then nodded

From the hug happiness had begun

And each thought them the lucky one

Poem 8

I’m writing a poem today

Because I don’t want to eat hay

This will end the beginning of May

Let us eat biscuits and jam

But without a ham or yam

This will be my preference

I will now use a reference

Or not

My cat is super fluffy

But she’s also can be puffy

Pillow snuggles

Unwanted huggles

Dreams of eating mice

Poem 7

Acrophobia
Triskaidekaphobia
Zuigerphobia

*phobia haiku

Poem 6

Today it was cold
But warmer than yesterday
I guess its okay

Poem 5

Orange

Poem 4

The view from my bed is dark and bleak

I don’t really have a desire to eat

From within I feel an insufferable heat

My headaches, runny nose and sore throat have me beat

Sadness and despair I’ve come to meet

Recovering has become a challenging feat

And now I shall rest and get some sleep

Poem 3

I once had a bunny

He had a fluffy tummy

I named him Sunny

But not really

His name was Wibbles

Poem 2

I’m not very deep

So I will lie in a heap

Of literature and reap

The benefits of osmosis.

Meep I’m a sheep.

Poem 1

There once was a unicorn

Who always tended to mourn

For those unfortunate souls born

Without a horn

His hornless friends were also sad

Such awesome they never had

They created a fake horn fad

Which quickly turned bad

Hospitalization from glue overdose

Accidental stabbings with bros

Leave the horn wearing to the pros